do all american high school parties actually have those red plastic cups or is this a lie created by the movies
saw a man at the beach drowning. he yelled ”help, shark, help.” i just laughed. that shark wont help him
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
I may be dead but I’m still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you.
one time this kid in my class asked how to write a comma in spanish
My life has become an endless cycle of crying over Buffy, eating, thinking about Buffy, crying again and watching Buffy while I cry into my food.
[14/20] life ruiners - andrew garfield
btvs all human au - what if… twitpics
some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.
and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about
and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”
she meant henry david thoreau.
i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend
This is to those people who asked me to define “perfect”
Ladies and gentlemen… I present to you: Olivia Wilde
The notorious character type who bobbed her hair, smoke cigarettes, drank gin, sported short skirts, and passed her evenings in steamy jazz clubs, where she danced in a shockingly immodest fashion with a revolving cast of male suitors.”
“The New Woman of the 1920s boldly asserted her right to dance, drink, smoke, and date— to work her own property, to live free of the strictures that governed her mother’s generation. (…) She flouted Victorian-era conventions and scandalized her parents. In many ways, she controlled her own destiny”
ivory-lines asked: Please give me reasons to defend the notion that Riley wasn’t a bad character, he’s awful. (Apart from Faith, she’s bar none the worst (although she becomes bearable in season 8 but that doesn’t count it’s a comic.))
- he loved Buffy
- they had a happy sunny…